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Parking in Sydney

Beitragvon Rusty am Fr 26. Mai 2017, 18:28

A man walks into a bank in Sydney and asks for the loan officer. The man says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000.
The loans officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys and documents of a new Rolls Royce, parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns and repays the $5000, plus interest, which is $15.41. The loans officer says: “We are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. You have a good-sized, harbourside mansion, a sizeable equity portfolio and no debt at all. We are curious as to why you would bother to borrow $5000?”
The man replied: “Where else in Sydney can I park my car for two weeks for $15?”
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Re: Parking in Sydney

Beitragvon WestSkills WA am Sa 27. Mai 2017, 09:21

Perth insider jokes:

Q. Two Balga girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

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Q. What does a Cannington girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Girrawheen girl?

A. Granny.

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Q. Why did the Geraldton girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

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Q. What do you call a Midland girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

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Q. What's the first question during a Merriwa quiz night?

A. What you looking at?

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Q. Two Mirrabooka kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.

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Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Rockingham girl?

A. A Rockingham girl has a higher sperm count.

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Q. What's the most confusing day in Rockingham?

A. Fathers day

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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Balga?

A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!

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A Balga girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the assessor.

"Ten" replies the Balga girl,

"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker.

"What are their names?"

"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan

and Nathan"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Balga girl, "Its great because if they are out

playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or

'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed

Centrelink worker.

"That's easy," says the Balga girl... "I just use their surnames"

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An Armadale Girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one."

The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
Eating two strips of bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of becoming a suicide bomber by 100%
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Re: Parking in Sydney

Beitragvon minnie orb am Sa 27. Mai 2017, 15:04

oh dear :)
not very pc I must say ;)
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